The famous Italian plumber, but a bit more polygonal. Early Installment Weirdness to the max. Everyone knows Super Mario, right? The lovable Italian plumber from Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. franchise? This man IS that man...kind of. His body is blocky, his voice can be described as low quality. He regularly gets stuck on objects or tries a "backwards long jump", as he calls it. He's an odd character, but he's still as nice and hero-like as the Mario most people know.
He's just got a few screws loose.